|Years:||Unknown (older than Cow and Chicken)|
|Enemies:||Red Guy, Sow|
Boneless Chicken is the older cousin of Cow and Chicken, as he is often called upon to babysit them and lives in his own bachelor pad, heavily implying that he's an adult. He is an active dater and performs as a "stand-up" comedian. He has no bones, so he only takes a shower in the laundry machine. Cousin Boneless is very dramatic, as well as sarcastic. But people often mistake his rants for a joke and congratulate him. He also has a military background, having served in his army's kite division during the Vietnam War.