Linda is a young and attractive woman who appeared in the episode Dream Date Chicken. She was originally Boneless Chicken's blind date, but ended up becoming smitten with Chicken and the two quickly hit it off while Boneless Chicken became the third wheel on his own date. As revenge, Boneless Chicken reported them to the police, with Chicken being arrested for running away and Linda being arrested for aiding him. Boneless Chicken then laughed as they were taken away, saying he called the police hours ago.
- Her manner of speech is reminiscent of Elmer Fudd's, replacing all her "L's" and "R's" with "W's".
- Considering the fact that Chicken is 11 years old and Linda is apparently at her 20's, her relationship with him would be illegal (and she would likely face jail-time).